Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
— Thomas H. Huxley
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Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
— Herb Caen
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If people keep focusing so much on documenting their life on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, etc., when will they have time to actually live it?
— Nate

This thought enters my head a few times a week (via karmcity)
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Some days, the web feels like 5 people trying to make something; 5k people turning it into a list; and 500MM people saying, “FAIL.
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They can’t do what we do, and they hate us for it.
— Don Draper
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If love means never having to say you’re sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.
— Estelle Getty, 1923-2008

You will be missed.
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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
— Oscar Wilde
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He didn’t put any pressure on me. He wasn’t saying, ‘You have to win,’ or ‘You have to do this or you have to do that’. He’s not like Maria Sharapova’s dad. It’s completely different.
— Marion Bartoli on Yuri Sharapov (via Womens Tennis Blog)
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… but it’s only a store and we’re only customers and it’s not like we’re in line for food in the middle of a plague. We’re well-off nerds wanting the newest expensive toy.
Lance Arthur

Be it plague or phone, it’s refreshing to know there are still people in the world like Lance who, although not directly affected, had the balls to stand up to the douche who cut in line behind him.

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Last night I had a dream that you grew a garden on the trampoline and I was so happy that I invented peanut butter!
— Zooey Deschanel as Noel in “All the Real Girls”
This film is saturated with memorable quotes.
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