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Pale September // Fiona Apple

pale september
i wore the time like a dress that year
the autumn days swung soft around me
like cotton on my skin

A for Annoying

What the hell has happened to MLIA? What once used to be a funny commentary of everyday life and ordinary experiences has degraded into repetitious banality. 8 out of 10 published submissions on MLIA deal with one of the following:

  • Harry Potter allusion or reference - “Today, I walked into a room and said lumos …”; “Today, I saw someone who looks like Ron Weasley, called him by name and he turned around …”; “Today, blah blah blah Harry Potter …”
  • Forts
  • Laughing/giggling at the “irony
  • Doing something age inappropriate
  • Where’s Waldo
  • Something happened that “made my day/year/month/life”
  • Sending “I love you” texts to random numbers (although this has sort of phased out)

Really, the list goes on and on. A case can be made that the rampant rehashing of these and similar stories is what makes them average in the first place. But there is a thin line between prevalence and mediocrity. Commonality does not necessarily make something average.

morgenstern:

The 2010 IKEA catalog, now arriving at doorsteps around the world, reveals the company’s choice to change all typography to the Microsoft font that every web designer has grown to hate

It’s like I’m stuck in some bad dream or something.

Nothing is more insulting as a graphic designer than when someone mistakes a hideous, clip art infested, MS Publisher created, gag-inducing “flyer” as your work. You really think I would make something like that? And to tell the person who obviously shat it out of her ass while blindfolded that it’s “real [sic] nice” makes me die a little inside.

placesiwishiwere:

Edinburg, Scotland.
(by Magdalena Szorc)

I see a face.

placesiwishiwere:

Edinburg, Scotland.

(by Magdalena Szorc)

I see a face.

Reblog with your school's mascot.

fleetfootedfox:

digitalbath:

lifeofryan:

acewepeel:

galvatron:

caitastrophe:

nataliejo:

thenicolasserhan:

RAIDERS.

I’M A MOTHERFUCKING ROCK.

I am not joking.

BRUINS.

Apparently it’s a bear!

When I was in school…

Cardinals

GAMECOCKS

the missionaries. and our unofficial campus cheer is ”missionaries, missionaries, WE’RE ON TOP!”

High School-Generals
College-A dragon?

^^ *cough*flamer*cough*

High school I was a hilltopper.

My high school’s mascot was a buffalo, and my college mascot was a roadrunner. But I’d like to add that my boyfriend’s high school mascot was a unicorn. A UNICORN.

Fan-made video for Grizzly Bear’s “Two Weeks.” Let me repeat that. Fan-made video. As in, did this for free, on his own time, with his own money. (atencio)

Mia Kirshner’s “I Live Here” event is this Saturday (22 August) in LA.

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See You // Dinosaur Jr.

didn’t see you for a while
didn’t notice it for quite some time
see me off
gather all your stuff