December 2008
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Most of the time, dusty boxes are dusty for a...
Went to my mom’s house this evening. She wanted me to dig out my old coat to donate to the Salvation Army or the coat drive or something. I couldn’t even remember which “old coat” she was referring to, but she assured me it was somewhere in her house and I had to find it. So I did. It was in an old Hudson’s box that was so dusty, I thought a vacuum bag had exploded...
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Certainly didn’t get enough sleep last night, and today I have to work. Since we’re essentially closed for the holidays, they have us on skeleton crews. I’m here with one other person and my dog.
This is going to be a really long day. I can’t really work on any of my projects because I’m in a different office and away from my work iMac. I did, however, bring my MBA...
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Pretty much the only conversation I remember from...
Carol: Hey, you want to go to Rock San for dinner?
Me: Who's Roxanne?
Carol: Rock San, it's on De Zavala and just received really good reviews from the Express-News.
Me: Wait, are you saying Roxanne as in "you don't have to put on the red light"?
Carol: No, Rock as in pebble and San as in San Antonio.
Me: Oooh ok.
Carol: Yeah Rock San not Roxanne.
Me: Wait you're doing it again.
Carol: ...
Carol: Just call them and see where on De Zavala the are.
Me: Wouldn't it be great if some girl named Roxanne works there and answered the phone?
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Awww, Zooey is so cute on Leno right now
And ravishing as always in blue.
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You know that literary device where the...
I think it’s called charactonym … anyhow, A&E is currently airing a documentary about the “Black Widow”, a woman whose three husbands died mysteriously. Guess what her name is. Sandra BRIDEWELL. Could that be called an ancharactonym?
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My hair stylist is moving to Austin!...
What the hell? Why are all the good things in Austin?
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thenewfilosofee:
jona:
(oops, almost forgot about) GPOYW: What?-Are-you-serious-it’s-not-5-yet? Edition
okay i seriously gotta stop following such hott chics, its ruining my self esteem haha
Oh stop*! You are too kind! And seriously, you’re gorgeous!
(*you know, if you want to and all.)
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QWERTY по-русски
I hate when I haven’t typed in Russian in a while and I forget where the keys are. It takes me forever to type anything out what with my hunting and pecking and thinking the й is where the ё is and never being able to find the ь. Mix that in with my fleeting knowledge of the language and you have a very aggravated Jona. Ой.
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Well, first things first: Big props for you for getting Melville into the lead...
– My work inbox And uh thanks. I do what I can :)
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Regret the Error » Crunks 2008: The Year in Media... →
joshawesome:
In yesterday’s column about badminton, I misspelled the name of Guatemalan player Kevin Cordon. I apologize. In my defense, I want to note that in the same column I correctly spelled Prapawadee Jaroenrattanatarak, Poompat Sapkulchananart and Porntip Buranapraseatsuk. So by the time I got to Kevin Cordon, my fingers were exhausted.
That is one of my favorites.
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Why does it seem like there are always more orange...
Everyone knows cherry and strawberry are the best.
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Pitchfork's 100 Best Tracks of 2008 →
(via joshawesome:bitchville:furryrabbits:mexxican)
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YO DAWG WE HERD U LIEK TUMBLR →
sparo:
Yo dawg we herd u liek the yo dawg meme so we put a yo dawg meme in your tumblr so you could yo dawg while you tumblr.
Ah! Fa la la la lowed!
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I laughed so hard at this nonsense that makes...
littleorphanammo:
lickystickypicky:
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time… I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3....
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onlymichelle:
benwasser:
Here’s a meme you can all reblog or ignore to your hearts’ content: Well, it’s not really a meme, but rather a pledge not to check your following page anymore. Maybe that will keep us all from turning Tumblr into a last-day-of-school yearbook signing nightmare.
That shit is reblogged. I only check my following page to follow new people. Thankyouverymuch. (But also,...
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